(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.
by Norway August 30, 2005
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Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"
Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"
by The_Buddy December 31, 2009
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Get the mom water mug.Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.
My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.
by kiimosabe September 12, 2016
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person2: great now i have carrot water.
by Carrot.water December 3, 2021
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When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
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