Your mom's vagina

A vagina that belongs to your mom. Cost $5 on weeknights. $10 on weekends.

Hey whats up?
-Nothing.
What are you doing?
- Your mom's vagina.

Your mom's vagina by jdflka;ghasljka;jfdsa May 5, 2010

vagina cannon 

a euphemism for giving birth.

so when is your wife shooting her vagina cannon?
shooting the baby outta the ol vagina cannon

vagina cannon by plee November 11, 2008

vagina 

*The Best Engine in the World*
It can be started with one finger...
It takes any size piston...
and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking tempermental.

Vagina = Engine

vagina by the trans am guy February 6, 2010

Vagina Angel 

The act of a woman imprinting her sweaty butt cheeks, thighs and vagina on a surface that shows the sweat marks which form the shape of an "angel". This often occurs after a strenuous workout or athletic activity. Common among Roller Girls.

Girl A skated for 2 hours straight. She was covered from head to toe in sweat. She sat on the floor and mad a Vagina Angel.

Hey! How about we all sit on the floor and make vagina angels? Then we can take pictures of them.

Vagina Angel by rollerrevo May 27, 2010

vaginal dentata 

Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. Various cultures have folk tales about women with toothed vaginas.

You use this terminology to describe a female who appears to be aggressive and all round belligerent, basically a shrew.

" Kat is such a Bitch!!, what's up with her"

"yeah!! she suffers from Vaginal Dentata"

vaginal dentata by 66seven December 14, 2009

vaginal blood fart

A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.

I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped a vaginal blood fart.

vaginal blood fart by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003

Vaginaphone 

Vaginaphone is a random word created to use in place of a swear word to randomly yell out when you are in a public place and need to blow off some steam... or if you just need to yell, holla, or say something around other people when you cannot find any other word that fits.
It is a positive word to use, rather than swearing.

Omg Did you see those two chicks wrestling in cake mix? total vaginaphone for the win!!!

Oh no! I stubbed my toe! ouch, I am such a vaginaphone!

this vodka is vaginaphone.

Vaginaphone by ~Luna~ March 27, 2010