unicorn pleasure

Pleasure that is so unimaginable that it's almost like it doesn't exists.

Sarah has never experience unicorn pleasure that's why she's so basic.

by UNICORNGODTHEGOAT November 16, 2021

unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.

Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.

by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016

Jism Unicorn

Hairstyle, mostly on men. Related to the mall claw, but on a male. The front of the hairline is pointed up in a unicornian style. The overuse of hair product adds to to the jismy quality.

Bill spends hours on his jism unicorn, but it looks ridiculous on him...

by Capturedbyrobots January 6, 2012

unicorn pot

Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.

Hey man have you ever smoked Northern Lights?
No man, that shit's just unicorn pot.

by somedudeontheweb April 15, 2015

Societal Unicorn

A person who is normal person that surprisingly hasn't done anything. No drinking, drugs, boyfriend, sex, or even in some circumstances, kiss.

Dude, that girl is such a societal unicorn- she's 18 and never had a boyfriend!

by UNI1234 June 29, 2012

Stash the Unicorn

A sex act that involves strapping a dildo to one's forehead and then using said dildo to perform anal sex on a partner. Sometimes refers only to the male-on-male act.

I'm excited that I finally get to stash the unicorn with Matt!
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.

by killedbydysentery May 31, 2015

muff unicorn

A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus

I asked this dude to eat me out from the back but he was being a total muff unicorn.

by Mustache-rider806 June 12, 2023