When you're on the beach and have to take a piss but don't want to go into the water. Instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.
by smashuri November 02, 2010
The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager December 01, 2015
An alternate name for The Mountain Pass position. A cunnilingus position in which a woman lays on her back and her partner lies or kneels between her parted thighs. Considered to be one of the most comfortable positions in which to perform cunnilingus.
Anna: Hey, what's your favorite position for when your guy is performing oral sex on you?
Joan: Oh, I like the Pink Turtle because it's so comfortable and I can direct him to where I want to be touched.
Joan: Oh, I like the Pink Turtle because it's so comfortable and I can direct him to where I want to be touched.
by Lesbo Love ^2 November 29, 2009
When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.
by MizRizz March 08, 2017
I have an awesome dancing turtle <3
by reeeeeee.exe.exe October 09, 2019
A pancake turtle is an overly obese individual that is fluffy like a pancake, and shaped like a turtle.
Your girlfriend is such a pancake turtle!
by cherryviki5 December 04, 2010
When you are almost to a restroom door/stall and someone cuts in front of you and takes the last spot forcing you to seek out a new place to go.
I was en route to take a huge crap when some turtle hopper jumped in front of me. The turtle was peaking out but I managed to contain him long enough to find another place to go.
by Greenmind June 30, 2011