today

Today lasts till you go to sleep after being awake on a different calender day.

*At 0:38* Today was a good day, I should go to sleep.

by The Vicious Cabbage March 28, 2019

Tokyo Romhay

Sexy ass mf who is really cool and epic

Yo waddup shawty Tokyo Romhay how u doin

by ChiefTheChad April 26, 2021

Dialing Tokyo

When a woman fingers herself

Bill: Where the new receptionist?
Bob: She's in the bathroom dialing Tokyo

by CokonutRaw October 13, 2020

jokey tokey

When you take a small hit of fentanyl via pure powder and/or a blue. Then without exhaling you proceed to administer an equally proportioned hit of methamphetamine via the use of a bong

Yo, you wanna take a jokey tokey?

Okey dokey, homie

by Sam sach June 12, 2023

I'm smart today

A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.

Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"

by Squaaa! October 3, 2018

Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of violently ejaculating on a Japanese hooker.

Conan's use of the Tokyo Sandblaster was an inspiration to us all.

by Conan lover 2 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Drift

When a white man is licking up a japanese man's testicles, and drifts his tongue into his boner garage.

Glenn likes to partake in a friendly Tokyo Drift with strangers.

by PeeWeeSermon February 9, 2019