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Toilet Serpentine

The awkward yet curious movement you make while trying to find out who lies behind your closed bathroom stall door.
Joe: "Dude, if you didn't Toilet Serpentine, I would have dropped a massive butt nig while Mr. Crowers was in here."
by Tactical BJ May 31, 2010
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Toilet Kiss

When you poop and toiler water splashes up into your butt hole.
I just took a poop and it gave me a toilet kiss.
by siriusblacktho December 23, 2016
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paint the toilet

when such a shit is taken, that its gooeyness adheres to the outermost porcelain structure of the interior of the toilet bowl. see painting the porcelin
mother teresa ate a burrito and then it made her paint the toilet.
by toiletpainter October 1, 2010
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Tilted Kilt

An awesome bar and restaurant. Has smoking hot babes in small plaid skirts, with great boobs, and is as good as Hooters, if not better
Cody- Hey want to go to Tilted Kilt and have a few?

Cliff- Hell yeah man, lets get our drink on!
by beer and boobs July 4, 2010
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AT&T Tilt

Underated PDA That Shits On The iPhone. (This of course is taking into consideration that you have a brain and hacked the phone via SIM unlocking and rom flashing).

Often carried around by Ruthless Thugs and/or Extremely Handsome Mothafuckers with incredible swag.

Not to be confused with any other shitty PDA. You can spot this by it's 45° screen tilting capability.
Douchebag: "Hey uh, what kind of phone is that"

Me: HTC Kaiser, "AT&T Tilt"

Douchebag: "That's Pretty Cool, I've Got The Best Phone Out Though"

Me: "Oh really.. you piece of shit, why's that"

Douchebag: "I dunno, it's just the best, check out the touchscreen, and I have youtube"

Me: "That's nice fag, so do I. -- I also play super nintendo, nintendo, sega genesis, gameboy, super gameboy, and neo geo on my phone, what the fuck does yours do again? -- oh by the way, what's it like watching youtube on the edge network. Dick Face"

Douchebag: "Dude... Does Your Phone Come Like That, How Much Did It Cost, Wanna Fuck My Girlfriend And My Sister?, Can I Suck Your Dick? Wanna Hang Out?"

Me: "Fuck You"
by Obie One August 20, 2008
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toilet paper

The person who made that image is right on. I don't know who the crud wants to reach under the roll to get paper, or unwrap it backwards over the roll, but rational people just don't put TP on the stick with it hangin' on the inside.
Jimbo put the toilet paper on backwards. "Jimbo, you are an idiot. I had to stinkin' reach under the roll. Let me recommend a good psychotherapist."
by Toilet Paper Police August 8, 2005
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toilet bug

McClane is a toilet bug.
- Inspector Cobb
by havlorech December 2, 2010
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