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This Chick Is Toast

1. The feeling you get when a girl totally screws up your night.

2. When simple words aren't enough to describe how fed up you are with your girlfriend or a random chick.
Guy: "Hey Brad, some girl just threw up on your couch in the other room"

Brad: "Dammit! Okay, that's it, this chick is toast!!
by GG DantheMan September 23, 2010
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shit toasted

The act of being super stoned in a theme park on the crippy weed and eating burnt toast with out anything to drink.
" I got totally shit toasted at Universal. " man I could have used a Coke Zero.
by The crippy June 18, 2016
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Pube Toast

The act of dropping toast onto the floor, picking it back up and finding a big fat black pube on it.

Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive
"want some toast"
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"

Pube Toast
by inlovewitdoodleburger November 28, 2010
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Buttered Toast

Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.
Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.
by CrzyJoker December 13, 2010
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Jew toast

A jew that has been burned in the oven after being covered with butter. Popular variations are Jew french toast and Jew grilled cheese.
Random German Guy #1: How the jew burnin goin?

Random German Guy #2: Great, The other day i made a Jew Toast
by l2 /-\ l? 3 lYl 3 December 2, 2009
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Cheese on Toast

The act of not coming through on a promising flex (shag).
The phrase originates from Matt going back to Blackpool Jackie's place after a hook up in Rumours. Despite numerous attempts to get past the heavy petting stage- access was continally denied and Matt was left to lie awake in a state of flex limbo until 8 next morning, when he received a plate of cheese on toast for all his hard efforts.

It must have been a particularly good meal as he returned the following 2 nights and received nothing but more cheese on toast.
by The Extractor May 26, 2006
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