Eat a lemon

A polite way of saying eat a dick. Used in anger. First coined by u/omegaweapon on Reddit in the viral post "entitled piece of work lady wants me to fix an almost 3 year old purchase"
by SlingbladeX March 08, 2019
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Eating Out

Eating Out, when used sexually, can mean when you "eat" a girls vagina, doing so will grant you the power to make the female do whatever you want. The best feeling for her in the world.
Guy - "Eating Out is the best!!"
Girl - "Ya wanna try sometime?"
Guy - ";)"
by BigCockCaleb September 05, 2018
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eat and beat

The act of peforming oral sex on a woman and then having sex also know as "beating it".
Aw man i had some very good sex with my wife last night i did a eat and beat on her.
by Moniquemy August 28, 2009
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eat a dick

1- Hey man, you hungry?
2- Yeah man, I'm fuckin' starving
1- Really? You should go eat a dick.
by dannyisajew September 16, 2003
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Eating the cheese

Blowjob. sucking dick. penis loving. sausage sucking.
"Last night, I was eating the cheese."
"Last night, Shanaynay was eating the cheese."
"YO SHANAYNAY ATE MAH CHEESE!"
by Heywood Jablomie November 18, 2005
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Army eat

When army eating, one shovels food into their mouth as fast as they can, sometimes chewing once or twice before swallowing, so they can be done earlier than everyone else, so they can tend to other more fun activities. This often happens in the army, hence "army eat". When army eating, it takes an average of 3-4 minutes to eat a regular meal.
Dude, the sarge wants us out training in 5 minutes! We'd better army eat!
by Kastera1000 April 18, 2010
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eating donuts

When you blow clean, thick, smoke rings and then bite them out of the air again
I blow the thickest smoke rings with this new bong, it makes eating donuts so much more fun bong smoke rings smoke
by Wolf of Ireland March 23, 2016
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