I Shank Banks For You

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a I Shank Banks For You

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Shank weasel

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.

Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?

by Rager September 05, 2015

Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash February 10, 2012

Baby shank

When a pregnant woman has sex

I baby shanked my wife Elissa

by Someone2121 September 18, 2016

gutter shank

A gay guy that jerks off on another mans face then cums in his mouth then the man that got the cum spits it into another mans mouth

Tom loves to gutter shank.

by Fuckin bitchs May 15, 2014

National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 19, 2021