Friend 1: I saw your roommate on IG in the new Tesla model S self driving. Bro really getting to the money now.
Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.
Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.
Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.
Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.
by 213JetSet February 11, 2023
Get the Dirty-Flexingmug. flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.
by flailyhaley June 22, 2025
Get the flex offendermug. by david swag August 28, 2018
Get the swag flexmug. A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.
"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex
"That's a real weird flex
by Soosmon July 1, 2023
Get the Real weird flexmug. The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025
Get the Trauma flexingmug. by InkDictionary January 11, 2019
Get the Flex Tapemug. by Saladcakes May 28, 2022
Get the Flexmug.