Clown Facing

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period

"Oh damn! We can't have sex because im on my period!"
"Om nom nom, time to clown face you!"

"Clown facing is gross!"

by KayJayy May 6, 2010

Cherry Clown

A very embarrassed kid who is also a faggot. May be wearing a mask.

Daniel: Alan your brother is a fucking cherry clown.

Alan: yea he is such a queer, he needs to take off his goddamn mask.

by kingownsyou February 16, 2009

Clown Poop

Styrofoam packing "peanuts," specifically the white variety.

As I opened my box from the Home Shopping Network, a strong gust of wind blew the clown poop all over the yard.

by Sluggo June 18, 2006

clown bitch

Girl wearing usually wearing a lots of makeup, have suprisingly big boobs while being slim and fit. Always smiles, laughs and jokes.

- That chick Natalia Zawal is such a clown bitch

by mightymo July 25, 2012

Clown Ball

A pickup basketball game that is very sloppy, unorganized, fast paced, with lots of fouling, bad calls, and arguing. Sometimes can also be a game where most of the participants aren't really very skilled fundamentally and take turns trying to do moves they see on 2K while laughing hysterically in between taking turns. All this is happening while there is supposed to be an actual competitive game going on. Clown ball can make even the most skilled basketball player look bad and typically can lead to injury for players who are actually fundamentally skilled basketball players.

Slim: "Yo Mike! You get any buckets out there today?

Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."

Slim: "Ahh shit..."

by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019

cancel the clown

1. v. to not meet expectations.
2. v. to prevent someone from having intercourse.

1a. Due to your stupidity and lack of attention you really know how to cancel the clown.

1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.

2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.

2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.

by kim crappen January 21, 2008

Clown Racer

Someone who’s spend $10,000 or more on a race car but consistently runs in the back.

Hey, did you see that Dan bought that new MB custom for $22,000 and ran dead last? What a clown racer.

by Ministocklegend June 13, 2020