That one teen

They stay in their room all day. You have no idea what their doing.. dont think about it too much..

Friend: hey have you seen that one teen?

Person: nah. where have they been..?

by 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝.𝙙𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣 April 20, 2020

Teen Programmer

Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.

Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"

by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020

Teen-O

A girl who's a hoe

That girl is a Teen-O are what she did last night

by ganggangbitch March 25, 2017

lost teen

A teen who makes bad decisions. (drinking, smoking, etc.)

Kylie is always drinking. She's such a lost teen.

by Harrietlonging September 25, 2017

Teen

Normally of the color purple and pink when on a poster or writing. An individual who behaves with rude attitude and with an inclination to rebel against the older, wiser community. When in trouble, they turn into their over-protective parents or Snapchat and are likely to have a pj party with their girls, equipped with flashlights and maybe a hidden bottle of champaign. The party involves crying, pillow fighting, getting "drunk", and dancing with each other and maybe some potential licking.

Yo man, ya boy/wing man Ryan from The Ranch. Good meeting you tonight sir. How'd it go? I ended up being cock-blocked by a bunch of teens. Let me know when you roll out next.

by kingpablo May 7, 2018

terrible teens

The phase teens go through when they are absolutely awful to be around. Eye-rolling, door-slamming, "I hate you," and "You're so stupid," are all symptoms of this untreatable disease.

Oh please, you're just going through your terrible teens. Years from now, after years of intensive therapy, you'll realize I was the best parent I could be.

by chateaudebelves September 20, 2016

Teen Mommage

The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.

That chick needs to wrap that shit up before she has to deal with teen mommage.

by Jbabyj September 2, 2016