A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.
The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.
by insideout1 December 12, 2012
Get the closet teenmug. by j637man February 3, 2024
Get the Phallus-teenmug. by Just skei November 23, 2021
Get the 7 teen’smug. A show that premiered in 2011 and ended in 2017, that managed to get six seasons; including 100 episodes. Was a very popular series that was famous among many teens, and based off of the original 1980's movie, 'Teen Wolf.'
by loverb0yy April 14, 2021
Get the Teen Wolfmug. Adult swim's Trump card
Person 1: Hey have you seen that new episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
Person 2: Oh you mean 4 years ago no.
Person 2: Oh you mean 4 years ago no.
by Just de turtois July 24, 2019
Get the Aqua Teen Hunger forcemug. A teenager with a baby face. Odds are they act like they are 9. Typically, they are the most annoying fucks on the face of the planet. Acts like a golden retriever. Typically are named Matt.
by Mr. Daydream December 5, 2023
Get the Baby Teenmug. a tiktok kid ranging from ages 12-14 who buys grwm headbands, shops at sephora for drunk elephant and uses aave in their everyday life
girl: “omg yasss you ate that right up girlypop slayyy!!!”
person: what’s wrong with her?
person 2: oh she’s just an easily influenced teen. it’s ok as long as she stops making skincare smoothies in ulta….
person: what’s wrong with her?
person 2: oh she’s just an easily influenced teen. it’s ok as long as she stops making skincare smoothies in ulta….
by harryslefttoenail April 6, 2023
Get the easily influenced teenmug.