USB Flip Flop

The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.

Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.

by lambdaradiation December 19, 2012

Pre flop dickery

Used in Texas hold'em poker when there are several people who bet or raise before the first 3 community cards are drawn from the pack (known as the flop)

(Before any community cards are seen)
Person:
1) I call
2) I bet
3) I raise
4) I re-raise
5) I'm not getting involved with this Pre flop dickery, I fold!

by Sketzz October 30, 2011

kick flop

a fucked up kickflip

"did you see that kickflip""ha!, more like a kick flop"

by tommynel2003 May 14, 2008

Flop-flipper

Someone who takes a pile of bullshit, heats it up for the American public in a long-handled frying pan over a camp fire, and then flips the flop in the pan and laugh-shrugs while doing it.

They are a bunch of flip-floppers, whereas I am the Decid..., er, uh, FLOP-FLIPPER!!!

by BLUERAY January 12, 2007

gucci flip flops

Expensive sandals

I just fucked your bitch in some Gucci flip flops

by Offensive Memer May 3, 2016

Flop Around Fish

A non-erect penis while wearing a condom.

Chick 1: Hey lets have sex
Dude 1: Girl, you so ugly you gave me a flop around fish

by Sotaku22 May 16, 2009

The Flip Flop Queen

A girl named Lindsey.

One who is original in nature.

A girl who collects as much flip flop stuff as humanly possible.

Lindsey is The Flip Flop Queen

by ffqueeny May 8, 2011