Deal with these whores

When chicks are wearing hot outfits and you wanna pound the fuck out of them.

I went to the club and had to go deal with these whores afterwards.

by Donald J Velociraptor February 15, 2023

deal big

You say that instead of “big deal” - or when you wanna urge someone to take a risk(s).

Homie 1: omg, I forgot my phone at home !
Homie 2: deal big; we ain’t going back to get it…

by crunk_bae24 November 22, 2021

sir deal

An expression of satisfaction or relief after something good happens. Commonly used by Christian and Eli in the "Christian's Arcade Adventures" YouTube videos

Person 1: "What would you do if you won that arcade game?"

Person 2: "Well, that would be an incredible Sir deal!"

by RamRanch18 November 17, 2023

Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.

Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.

by Sexydimma July 15, 2022

real deal starting line

(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless

That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.

I know. Nobody wants to run that race from the real deal starting line like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.

by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 16, 2023

sweet deal

Two words that a nice teacher named Mark says. They mean something that is poggers/something good that happens to you.

I just got a new car. That's a sweet deal

by plantz June 18, 2021

Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.

I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.

by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024