He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.
Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
by Jake Stevens January 2, 2020
Get the Jake stevensmug. Another form of steven with high level of haram meters. Sing sex bomb by Tom Jones in 6 different languages, always a hard worker and love laugh and drink.
A true mulkurul in heart and a talented person.
A true mulkurul in heart and a talented person.
by Itsmejanedoe October 24, 2020
Get the Haram Stevenmug. When a person takes a shit while banging a dirty dark vagina in on hand and tries to catch the hot happy logs before it hits the toilet water and gives the magic cold, dirty (yet refreshing) blast of recycled pee.
by VegetaLove October 22, 2010
Get the The Steven JAYmug. 
Best guitarist in the world. Uses techniques no other has. Thats not a fucking wig on his head. has the best guitar solos on planet earth. Did I mention hes the guitarist for Billy Idol and has played for Michael Jackson?
by SteveStevens February 25, 2021
Get the Steve Stevensmug. by Iwannashovemyscroteinyou February 12, 2020
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Get the Steven Gerrardmug.