Pube Plower

1. A person who masturbates in such massive durations, that his genital hairs begin to fall off.

2. A person with a genital hair plucking fetish.

3. Someone who is horny as fuck.

Example 1: "Holy shit, judging by that wad of pubes in that urinal, I think a Pube Plower has been here!"

Example 2: "I just found out that my girlfriend is a Pube Plower in bed. Sex is now a nightmare."

Example 3: "Quit going to strip-houses you fucking Pube Plower."

by Dr. Degenerate October 7, 2016

pencil pubes

1. the fresh shavings of a pencil

2. the pubes of a skinny person

*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"

While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up

by angie O edema November 16, 2018

Pube Show

Someone being a dumbass or immature. Used in the sense that 'jerk' is used in NYC. Stupid teenagers loitering are a prototypical pube show.

"get a load of those kids over there drinking their yoohoos outside the gas station. What a bunch of pube shows"

by stonerjerry February 23, 2019

devil's pubes

Chewing tobbaco

Jeff:Ew I just put some tobbaco into my mouth and now it tastes and smells like shit!
Chad:Stop chewing these devil's pubes you retard

by The_Exalted_One December 9, 2020

pube pelt

When a man has so much curly body hair, it looks like he’s covered in pubes.

That guys pube pelt is keeping his shirt off his chest!

by ParaGodmanchild June 16, 2021

Pube surprise

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.

Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

pube tube

a tube of pubes I store under my bed

“Yo man wanna come see my pube tube?”

by ___________~~~~|~ December 18, 2023