Jaeda Johnson

Literally the most breathtaking kind girl I've ever met in my lifetime. She's the girl who laughs at your cringy jokes and replies with worse jokes. She's lovely and one of the kindest people ever. Do not ever take her for granted though. She's the type of girl who'll love you to your very last flaw and mistake, but once she's done with you, she's done. She knows what she's worth. She doesn't look down on others and has the kindest, sweetest, and most powerful soul ever. It really sticks to you. She's the type of person that doesn't back down from a challenge no matter how scared she is. She's woman empowerer literally so strong-willed and thoughtful. Before you know it, you'll be loving her with every breath you take in and every time she smiles at you in the eye. You'll be missing and regretting. Jaeda Johnson is the most amazing person ever.

I love you, Jaeda Johnson. You don't know that I do, but I do. I swear to god that I do.
-ly

12:45PM MINNESOTA TIME

by yukeyook February 1, 2020

Mr. Johnson

Mr. Johnson is a pretty amazing music teacher. He’s an introvert at heart but with music, he is like a whole different person. His instrument is the trombone. He’s super sweet, nice, funny and just a good person to be around. Depending on how much time/class periods you have with him, he can become a “father figure”. Some people could refer to him as “dad”. If you have a Mr. Johnson in your life, you will be grateful that he is and that you are able to talk to him about pretty much anything.

Girl in choir: I just absolutely love choir!
Boy: Why? Is it because of Mr. Johnson?

Boy in band: Mr. Johnson is so cool that he plays the trombone!

by Freklz March 5, 2021

Boris Johnson

A fucking twat.

"Fuck Boris JOHNSON

by MORONBORIS July 16, 2022

Katie Johnson

A fishy smelling slag from Skelmersdale who fakes pregnancies and thinks shes skinny

I can smell fish..oh it must just be Katie Johnson

by skemkillers October 22, 2019

Anthony Johnson

The first American to own an African slave. No bullshit, he himself was African.

Anthony Johnson was weird as hell.

by Comrade Running Bear August 5, 2018

Kit Johnson

Kit Johnson was the name of a British servant who lived from 1893-1936. He was the first person to be used a 'Gimp' by the King Edward VII. They used sheep skin and cow leather to create the infamous 'Gimp Suit' known today. Kit was forced to partake in violent homosexual acts, including rough anal sex and frequent felacio. Kit Johnson was found dead in his hotel room on March 4th 1936 due to contracting AIDS from his homosexual relations.

Shaye: "What's Kirsten doing tonight?"

Trisha: "He's in A&E getting blood tests for his AIDS. Heard he got fucked in the ass all night"

Shaye: "Wow. What a Kit Johnson."

by Shaye "Fuck my asshole" Quinn January 20, 2021

Noah Johnson

Cool, Smart , And awesome!

Noah Johnson is the best!

by 1122332453647588474 October 26, 2020