help

i've seen too much. help

"help me"

by Dr_Zero May 19, 2023

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Help

Help this get the most likes please.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase.
Here's a puppy:
Now please.
Help.

by Manden56 May 28, 2023

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Comp Sci Help

When a girl asks you for computer science work help, this is her hinting she wants yo dick.

Matilda: Hey Bob, Can I get some comp sci help
Bob: yes its 6 inches long, can you take it?

by godpenisgod33 June 7, 2023

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I need some dog on help!

A voiceline from the popular game team fortress 2 which comes from the engineer when you press c + 1

Demoman : THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY

Engineer : I need some dog on help!

by MSCPT March 28, 2023

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A modern slang word used to mean that you find something funny.
Adding a question mark to the end can imply that something is funny but confusing or concerning.

The term is derived from the idea of laughing so hard you can't breathe, and thus need to call for help. This shares a similar etymology to "💀," which comes from laughing so hard you die.

Situ. 1:

Person A: Posts a funny video

Person B: HELP

Situ. 2 (Question Mark):

Person A: id smash joe biden fr

Person B: HELP?

by Xavi Washere June 6, 2024

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Getting the help that you need

Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!

Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

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