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Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.
Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
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Clark Dent

A DarkSyde Phil supporter who chooses to make enemies lists, and emotionally defend his master. Makes countless of sock accounts to feel like he is the "savior" of a 40 year old man who wears a Pikachu hat to stream.
Do not waste your money, do not be a Clark Dent!
by Chief Dent January 24, 2022
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Kyan Clark

Someone who has has a burning passion for donkeys and horses
Kyan Clarke said that donkey did turn into a stallion
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Clarked

Clarke means, on Call Of Duty Warzone, to smash into the ground after failing to open your parachute and exclaiming, as though you yourself have hit the ground
"Ahh man I just Clarked"
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Doggy Clark

Doggy Clark is a Minecraft and animation YouTuber! They're real name is Quinn and they love grape juice.
Doggy Clark is my favorite YouTuber!
by Quinn the gremlin guy September 22, 2022
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Mr Clarke

Given the nicknames "Holy god-emperor of Mater imperium", "Clarkebaiter" and "Cluggy legend" , He is an all powerful-omnipotent entity which rules over the Mater maria. He instills fear upon the inhabitants of the amphitheater, and his war cry of "HEY! YOU BOYS TUCK YOUR SHIRTS IN!" can be heard for miles.
Charlie - "Oh shit me shirt not tucked in"

Mr Clarke - "HEY!"
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nancy clark

A very beautiful woman who will always be James's girl, very sexy, kind, sweet, funny, cute, loving, caring, and illrestiable to James because he loves her so much!
by Nancy love since 4/27/15 July 24, 2015
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