Breakfast at Wimbledung

An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.

Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.

After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"

by Pootro September 16, 2012

Breakfast Roulette

That awkward moment when you don't know what's spiked in your fridge.

<Wake up in the morning...>
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"

by herp derpy December 14, 2012

Breakfast Anxiety

The anxiety one experiences after a night out with friends that no one will attend breakfast the following morning.

I experienced Breakfast Anxiety this morning

by BasementDweller October 2, 2013

concrete breakfast

to get so drunk that you wake up the following morning after sleeping face down on the ground outside

fuck man thats a lot of booze im gunna end up having a concrete breakfast tommorow

by the lazy domski June 14, 2011

Stubenville Breakfast

When you shit into your hand and force feed it to your partner

Barry wouldn’t shut up about being hungry… so I gave him the Stubenville breakfast.

by Heywood J’ablowme March 29, 2023

breakfast ghost

The ghost of someone who has faded away due to not having breakfast in time.

Late at night outside the Hoosier Diner, you can hear the faint moans of the breakfast ghosts that want bacon, eggs, and biscuits and gravy.

by Actuarius81 November 1, 2023

super breakfast

Any food which is prepared and eaten between 2:30 and 4:00 in the morning.

I'm so depressed I'm having super breakfast in every meal

by Gaben icespear July 5, 2023