Bean Sneeze

When a Female ejaculates

Bean, being reference to the clitoris
Sneeze, being reference to the quivering, wet aftermath.

Do the math...

"How did it go with Stacey last night??"

"Not bad, i gave her head and she did a Bean Sneeze all over my face"

by CaptainStripe December 2, 2010

Bean Mexfield

1.) used as a deragatory remark for a half-korean/half-american who looks like a mexican

2.) reference to someone stalking

1.) Man, look at that Bean Mexfield! He's stroking his beanstache.

2.) Kevin really pulled a Bean Mexfield last night when he pulled out his telescope.

by death_incarnate November 12, 2004

sick beans

an exclamation of happiness; to show ones approval.
copyrighted by kieran doyle and lewis mackie.(but not really)

"lad, some random bird just pure sucked me dick for no reason!"
"sick beans lad!" *high five*

by thatsexyonefromunholydivide March 17, 2009

bean dip

a funny word known as to scooping one or anothers boob.

i tried to bean dip marlie but there was nothing to dip...

by squatfucker420 January 31, 2017

bean ball

A ball that hits the batter. Batter automatically gets to take first base. If bases are loaded, he gets an RBI (although in this case it's more a run beaned in then batted in ;) )

OUCH, again with the bean ball? Come on umpire, eject this maniac!

by anonymous October 24, 2004

slut bean

short,slightly chubby whore who throws her self at men. usally knowing she's going to get rejected

that girl is such a slut bean

by jordan schembri February 18, 2008

Old bean

Term of endearment used by men when addressing an old friend, emphasising that you are pleased to see him.
It is absolutely neutral, and if anything a bit fuzzy warm.
Very Wodehousian.

Good to see you again, old bean!
Best of luck, old bean!
Still married to that gorgeous blonde, old bean?

by the shonny May 18, 2009