Thank the Universe it's Friday

An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".

Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!

Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!

I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!

by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023

thanks for the warning officer

A sentence black people can’t use.

Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.

by Toblox gay November 21, 2021

Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day

November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.

We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.

by questionable zebra November 12, 2020

Thank Gnome it’s Friday

A gif of a gnome from the movie Sherlock Gnomes dabbing with the text “THANK GNOME ITS FRIDAY.” It was originally posted by the official Sherlock Gnomes twitter account on the 2nd of March 2018, and has since been circulating.

“It’s Friday, guess I should post the Thank Gnome it’s Friday gif”

by GnomeoStan23 January 8, 2021

Thank You Sandwich

When you send a formal thank you email, receive a response, then feel obligated to say something (especially “thanks again”) one last time.

Dude, do I need to respond to this email or avoid making a thank you sandwich?

by shethoughts January 15, 2021

Thanks, management

A phrase said when trying to imply superiority over someone while still saying thank you. This is derived from the announcements made by store managers. Usually, the announcement would be written on paper with the phrase "thanks, management" at the bottom.

"Our bathroom is out of service. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thanks, management"

Ordinary Guy: *talking non-stop*

Superior Guy: "Can you stop talking? Thanks, management

by meedox April 19, 2021

THANK YOU REALISM

MEM0RY 0F VICTIMS...FROM ...
W0RLD TRADE CENTER

OCT0BER 11., 2001
RES0RTS W0RLD PASAY PHILIPINES JUNE 2, 2017
OCT0BER 1, 2017 121 DAYS
T0 MANDALAY BAY PARADISE, R0UTE 91 HARVEST FESTIVAL

CHAMPLAIN T0WERS.SURFSIDE, FL..JUNE 24 , 2021 ...PANCAKE.PUCK STACKS.STINK C0LLAPSE.M0N-KEY
UVALDE R0BB ELEMENTARY SCH00L JUNE 24, 2022...365 DAYS 3 (666) = 18

DEFINITION SCROLL APPLICATION

IT IS HEREBY A SALUTATION.

A job well done AARON WATSON PECKHAM with the URBAN DICTIONARY and congratulations in your EXPANSION OF YOUR INSIGHTFUL D0 TEAM = TEEM = 0K P00P = EARS.

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DEFINITION SCROLL APPLICATION

IT IS HEREBY A SALUTATION.

A job well done AARON WATSON PECKHAM with the URBAN DICTIONARY as to declare "THANK YOU REALISM" for every CROWD SOURCING and congratulations in your EXPANSION OF YOUR INSIGHTFUL D0 TEAM = TEEM = 0K P00P = EARS.

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PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

REALISM.77
A (FUCKING) SMILER .77

R.U.L.E.S.

THANK Y0U.SMELL ASS.100
THANKS A BUNCH.122
EAT FECES ASSH0LE.122
THANK Y0U SIR.STRADDLE PENIS.146
FEELING GRATEFUL.148
EAT P00P PEDOPHILE.148
EAT P00P PISS DICK.148

NEWS EVENT

T HANKS.Y0U TUBE.167

AMAZ0N RELAX RIMJ0B.H0CKEY.167
CHAMPLAIN(E)T0WERS.167

ASSH0LE. DINNER YACHT.SLEEP.121
RELAX 666 TEEM.121
GREEK.BALLS. P00 DATE.46
GREEK YACHT ASSH0LE.167

I'M THANKFUL F0R Y0U.185
SHIT STINKS UP.185
BL0WING KISSES T0 Y0U165
EAT URINE SHIT T0ILET..165
THANKS A MILLI0N.143
F0NDNESS F0R FECES.143
THANKS A WATT.STINK A ASSH0LE.138
I'M GIVING THANKS.JUST IN REEK JU.163
THANK Y0U THANK Y0U.200 FAG DAY RES0RTS W0RLD.200

by DISTRAUGHT July 20, 2022