A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.
Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.
by The mega ego August 18, 2018
Get the Mega Trumpetmug. Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.
some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.
some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper
by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025
Get the Meat trumpetmug. From the English Trump and Puppet. Someone who makes a lot of noise but doesn't really say anything. Or someone who repeats things that are not true, or is manipulated to do so.
"That news anchor on Fox News was such a Trumpet."
Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."
Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.
Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."
Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.
by Kalgores October 30, 2019
Get the Trumpetmug. Much like a slut but proudly declares to everyone she is a slut as loud as possible. Will tell you upfront how much of a whore she is and how many men and or women she has been with as if it's some kind of badge
by ClapclapWonk June 7, 2019
Get the Slut Trumpetmug. 
the best of the instruments
by natertatertots69420 November 19, 2021
Get the trumpetmug. The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef
by LilNickker April 18, 2017
Get the The Shoe Trumpetmug.