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Total rewipe

When you go to a bathroom second time after you took a poo before and you find out that your ass is shitty as if you had never wiped it before
After a taco bell, I always have a total rewipe
by BrooklynZ00 January 25, 2019
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Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".
"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"
by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025
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Yeah dude, totally.

Used as a response when someone expects you to care or get it, but you really dont.
Or when someone blurts out something akward/embarrassing but they dont realize it.
A: i miss my girlfriend
B: yeah dude, totally.

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A: My spotify wrapped came in! My top three was TV girl, Mommy sleeping aid ASMR and beabadobee!
B: yeah dude, totally.
by Anoneeneemus December 4, 2024
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total 30

alcon total 30 is a contact lenses for basic gurls
omg hannah is such a basic gorl she wears alcon total 30 for her eyes!! what a basic gorl, like not seeing right is so last year
by shadyangelgurl July 8, 2024
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Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants
Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.
by illusivepriest May 25, 2020
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totally

i’m totally fine
by djnwiek187382 September 25, 2021
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