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Thigh Baby

A "Thigh Baby" acures when a male "pulls out" before ejaculating and the "left-overs" get on her thigh. Then by accident, or on purpose, some sperm gets into the vaginal area. Affect of this being a baby. This also explains that some virgins can get pregnant, if under the right curcumstances.
Brad: I don't know what happended, I pulled out but she still got pregnent.
Josh: Looks like you got a thigh baby, that sucks.
by Justin1261 May 26, 2008
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montana thigh master

when the male shits onto the womans inner thigh and the woman smacks her thighs together causing the shit to go everywhere. she will continue to work out for 30 minutes three times a week.
Erma did you try that montana thigh master?

"My thighs look great but the stench is worth it", exclaimed Florence.
by shyt stain mcgee August 17, 2010
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thigh slap

the common term that refers to a female slapping another person by the closing of her thighs suddenly and rapidly
Last night I ate my best friend's girlfriend pussy out so well, she did a thigh slap in the middle of the whole thing.
by E oxnard July 6, 2010
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Thigh Pie

A delicious dish consisting of a tender pastry and filling (as of fruit or meat). Often enjoyed in accompanyment of a hearty serving of pork sword on the side.
"What that you say? You'd like me to bring you a delicious serving of thigh pie to go with that gigantic pork sword side dish? Are your sure your appetite is large enough for such a robust meal?"
by fatbrain June 9, 2003
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thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles
Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.
by Dan October 16, 2003
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thighknees

where the fat on the thigh overlaps the knee
My teacher's thighs are so fat, she has thighknees.
by corechan July 22, 2006
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Thighling

Accidentally calling someone because your unlocked cell phone pressed against your leg.
Make sure you lock your cell phone. Thighling your wife while hanging out with your girlfriend can have negative consequenses on your marriage.
by lilstew5 November 24, 2009
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