I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.

I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019

ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).

“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”

by jjjosh April 22, 2018

Shipping Hoe

A character/person you ship with a lot of other characters/ people at the same time (not necessarily in just one relationship)

Person A: Do you ship Clace or Jimon?

Person B: I ship Jace with everybody. He's my shipping hoe.

by Kwak_ling January 8, 2018

ship

To ship something means you can deal with it, believe it, accomodate the idea of it.

Me: Can you believe Selena and the Weeknd are a thing?

You: Yeah, I can ship that.

by Freshandes April 19, 2017

speed-shipping

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating

That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

puss ship

A place to buy alchohol but only when you phone doesn't register piss shop

Wan't me to grab u some vodka from the Puss ship

by Bishnuu May 19, 2017

Ship Jax

To ship two people using the ship name "Jax". Usually, Jax would be shipped from someone named Alex (usually a boy)and someone's name that starts with a J (usually a girl).

Girl : I totally ship Jax! They are so cute together.

Boy : But they aren't together yet!

Girl : "Yet".

by OTP Pro June 19, 2017