dancing turtle

a turtle that boogies all day, cause it's brother in law got stung by 2 bees in a row.

I have an awesome dancing turtle <3

by reeeeeee.exe.exe October 9, 2019

turtle fart

A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.

Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.

by Murf Turds January 1, 2018

turtle head

when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head

man, i have a turtle head but there aren't any bathrooms here

by turtledude September 20, 2013

Pink Turtle

An alternate name for The Mountain Pass position. A cunnilingus position in which a woman lays on her back and her partner lies or kneels between her parted thighs. Considered to be one of the most comfortable positions in which to perform cunnilingus.

Anna: Hey, what's your favorite position for when your guy is performing oral sex on you?
Joan: Oh, I like the Pink Turtle because it's so comfortable and I can direct him to where I want to be touched.

by Lesbo Love ^2 November 28, 2009

Slippery Turtle

A Slipper Turtle is when a man is very bored with sex, and just wants to end it. The man will be looking for a way out, to end the sex and just get out of the situation. Keep in mind however, they must be performing anal sex with the girl. He will act as though he is close to a climax, and inside of ejaculation inside of her, he will urinate inside her anus. The phrase has to do with later in the day\evening when the female must perform a bowl movement. The urine will make the movement slippery, and the movement is referred to as a 'turtle'.

Man: Dude I gave Female a Slippery Turtle, she said it was the easiest turd she's ever passed.

by Burn Down Horizon. October 4, 2009

Turtle Egg

When you're on the beach and have to take a piss but don't want to go into the water. Instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.

I was so hungover on the beach I didn't even wanna move, so I just laid a turtle egg instead.

by smashuri November 2, 2010

pancake turtle

A pancake turtle is an overly obese individual that is fluffy like a pancake, and shaped like a turtle.

Your girlfriend is such a pancake turtle!

by cherryviki5 December 4, 2010