by Etylo637 April 11, 2019

Ever won't is a backwards form of saying won't ever, but for dumb people. This is a thing now because Ruthie made a typo.
by everwon't.com April 29, 2019

by Semling December 13, 2023

THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID! And the charlatan! Everything I do is literally THE BEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE!
Hym "LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM! THE MOST IMPORTANT FILM HE'S EVER MADE!?!? The premise of the film is LITERALLY my relationship with Dr. Jordan Peterson! A renowned psychiatrist is SUMMONED by a guy claiming to be a demon. THAT is LITERALLY THIS! HE EVEN USED THE SCENE I DESCRIBE WHERE I GOT SO SAY SOMETHING AND THE LIGHT FLICKERS (Except in the trailer the light explodes but whatever)!The most important thing he's ever done! Why!? Because this is LITERALLY the most compelling thing ever written! Every day I grow closer to surpassing Shakespeare! Prerequisite text! Greatest writer in the history of humanity! Cannot be surpassed! The single most productive and generous man in the history of humanity! Giving away billions, literally! The greatest mind! A literal genius by every definition of the word! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO ME!!!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly
by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021

Ever is a chill guy goofy but solid, If you ever get to meet him, he will get a laugh outta you he short but good at football
by everr November 21, 2021

Josh is the coolest of kids! He does NOT deal drugs with his grandma, no matter what anyone else says! If his last name is Hannington, he is the most amazing person you would ever meet! He usually loves penguins too.
by Josshshhahshsh November 24, 2019
