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Bird Coma

The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.
I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!
by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe December 31, 2010
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Mine that Bird

Outdo yourself.
Newby Jake: "I've got a sales presentation against 4 veterans."
The Boss: "Mine that Bird, Jake.
by GRoberts May 5, 2009
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bird-tation

When one has a bird-tation it means they have messed up.

This is derived from Serene Branson' botched news report on CBS the night of the Grammys.

Also could be spelled berdtation or even birtation
I had a bird-tation and spilled ketchup all over my blazer.
by ChrisTechTV March 15, 2011
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Bird brain

A simple phrase that means that something is really dumb.
Aw damn, Melissa got a bird brain
by SlipNdip_69 March 29, 2020
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daddy bird

A sexual act, where a man ejaculates into his own mouth, mixes the semen with his own saliva by swishing, then baby-birds the mixture into his sexual partner’s waiting mouth.
Oh my god, I was fucking Charlie last night and you’ll never believe what he did. He wanted to daddy bird me.”
by b|Ind band|t April 19, 2018
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baggie bird

a plastic bag stuck on a tree, branch
baggie bird, singular
2 or more plastic bags etc in the trees, baggie birds
a baggie bird is a small plastic shopping bag that get stuck in trees, there are seen mostly in city trees and bushes also along highways, also party balloons and other type of stuff that gets caught in trees.

the baggie birds are very active today because it's windy
by fernand carlo April 27, 2011
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Trash bird

Damn dude, look at all those trash birds!
by Gtgtgtgt November 9, 2018
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