November 5th

Give a girl your hoodie day

An example is Ian gives Ryan his hoodie on November 5th because he can’t ask her in public because he’s a little baby.

by RVSE_Wizard November 4, 2019

5th mahler symphony

A pain in the ass

Man last night I tried to fix my bike, it was a total 5th mahler symphony.

by Анал_таня November 25, 2016

July 5th

National argue with your girlfriend/boyfriend day

its july 5th babe i wanna argue with you for no reason because its july 5th.

by FBGMtime July 6, 2021

April 5th

A national holiday where you MUST give you’re partner postage stamps in order to get arch pics

Hey it’s April 5th i got you the stamps arch pic when??

by Anniversary bot April 5, 2024

December 5th

National beat someone's ass day

It's December 5th ffist fight someone you hate

by Micdonaldsbitch December 4, 2019

April 5th

National send your husband/bf an arch pic for the special day

Bae it’s April 5th arch pic day you know what Time it is.

by Jfhhdhdhchchxh April 5, 2024

May 5th

May 5th is national send-nudes-day.
It was first ratified in the global constitution on May 5th 0002 AD

Oh shit, it's May 5th, gotta send these titty pics rq.

by may5thenjoyer May 5, 2025