Occam's Taser

Principle that states, "entities must not be tased beyond necessity." Often colloquially phrased as "Don't tase me, bro!" Corollary to Occam's Razor.

University of Florida police didn't heed Occam's Taser, despite Andrew Meyer's pleas to the contrary.

by B. Dick Yanchak May 6, 2010

tase

to be hit with a taser gun.

Willis don't make me tase the black off your ass!

by cardinal_fan October 27, 2004

Taser man

A police man or woman, guards and any egotistical maniac with a taser gun and a badge.

The taser man stopped me to give me a ticket and tased me instead.

by Andybcrazy January 6, 2009

teaker

One who compusively purchases furniture made of teak.

"Janice just bought a teak toilet seat. What a teaker!"

by Sleek Greek Shiek Monique April 1, 2010

strip tase

1) The act of erotically dancing for someone or someones, perhaps with removal of clothing articles, so as to distract said person or persons before using a taser on them.

2) Typo of "strip tease."

3) Best not to confuse the two.

1) "I was over at Michael's house last night, and I gave him a strip tase...."

2) "OMG is he okay?!

3) "%#@$ iPhone!!"

by President Warren G. Harding January 26, 2011

Tearettes Syndrome

A non-curable syndrome were a person will without warning break into tears. This syndrome is passed by parents and is more common in women.

It is known as the cousin of tourettes syndrome

Guy: So how did you like the movie babe?
Girl: It was the sweetest movie ive ever seen! BOOOO-HOOO
Guy: Honey i think your tearettes syndrome is flaring up again.

by Scat on me plz (on xbox) December 18, 2008

German Teaser

When you feel an unbalanced pressure pushing against the interior of the anus, and you are unsure whether or not it is a fart or shit.

Dude, Jimmy, I've got a raging German Teaser right now!

by yungcrispyjerry August 29, 2014