Ego-Surfing

Searching the internet for things describing oneself; also using search engines to answer people's questions on forums in order to appear knowledgeable in the subject, unlike the dumbsh1t you really are.

Toxis must be an intelligent man.
No, he just uses ego-surfing because he's a twat.

by WhiteBoy88 December 28, 2005

Butt Hole Surfer

A gentlement who owns a small dog, a traveller on the marmite motorway.

"What out for that guy he's a Butt Hole Surfer"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Surfguard

A beach lifeguard trained for surf conditions.

There's surfguards at the ocean beach but lifeguards at the lake.

by BCgirl10101 December 15, 2007

Surfer Dude

A dude who surfs.

Look at that surfer dude surfing!

by Beeblebrox4President August 17, 2017

surf boy

Man who often engages in sexual activities involving female bodily fluids. Often times used to describe a lifestyle of promiscuity and debauchery.

Andrei is drowning in cum. He is such a surf boy.

Andrei has a new girl every night, what a surf boy.

by Notasurfboy December 30, 2018

butt-surf

Sliding and rubbing your penis on the crack of a very nice ass, but without actually penetrating it. Usually it preceeds anal sex.

"man, I´d love to butt-surf her ass"

by hyeronimous December 25, 2008

rainbow surfer

1. a gay, homosexual, faggot, queer person.

2. one who surfs rainbows

"dude ur such a rainbow surfer for playin gaylo (halo) all day!"

by Joseph BAMF February 27, 2009