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three stroke joke

Three stoke joke not as bad as a two pump chump but still bad enough to be a joke. Someone who ejaculates too quickly that is so quick that it’s funny.
Girl 1: how was last night with tom
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”

Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty

Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!
by iSkytec December 16, 2018
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Smoke 'n Stroke

smoking up before and/or while playin a round of golf.
akc you extremely ridiculously amazingly sexy bitch, lets pull a smoke 'n stroke at the country club today
by CG '06 February 25, 2006
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An expression meaning that everyone has their own way of doing things or approaching life. Often said in disagreement with how someone else has done things, but can also be said in a neutral or even positive fashion.
(rolling eyes) "He proposed to Susie through a casual email?!? Well, I guess different strokes for different folks."
by GarthF December 2, 2005
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Actor Sylvester Stalone's instructions to a young female production assistant.

Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)

Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.
"Stroke the shaft, cup the balls" - Sylvester Stalone
by Kris Perry April 2, 2007
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stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.
I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.
by C February 24, 2004
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Stroke my Bat 32

It when your friend vinny is an idiot and he falls for dumb things like this.
Stroke my bat 32 brsuh teeth twice a day.
by Roseboy August 9, 2021
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