Vinegar Strokes

An old and very descriptive scouse expression depicting male masturbation.

Like the pouring of vinegar on fish & chips, with the bottle and it's bulbous head pointing down the vinegar bottle is shafted repeatedly in a downwards motion to release a tiny squirt of vinegar on every thrust, much like the male orgasm at the end point in which ejaculation is inevitable, coincidently producing a scrunched up face similar to one that has just sniffed vinegar.

Dave: that wank I had last night was lush
Paul: did your face scrunch up when you started on the vinegar strokes?
Dave: aye, it was like being in a chip shop

by danieboy777 February 1, 2015

Vinegar-Stroke Checks

In chess, a computer's meaningless checks just before mate are called 'Vinegar-Stroke
Checks'.

Checkmate is totally unavoidable - all black has left are the meaningless vinegar-stroke checks.

by Alan O'Brien July 15, 2005

stroke

N: Used to describe a person who hasn't a clue. Metaphor for not even being worth the entire act of masterbation, only a small part therof.

"Buddy is asking out my x-girlfriend"
"He's such a stroke"

by Bart Smartly April 25, 2004

strobus

Adjective - A non-specific, positive modifier for any noun.

Synonyms - Great, Awesome, Excellent, Nice, Likeable,Cool.

Origin - Used to entertain one's self while waiting tables because people don't really listen their server. Always slips through the cracks of dialogue and goes unnoticed... at least until you've walked away.

"Is everything strobus over here, ladies? How about another round of waters with lemon?"

by DJ Pendleton November 8, 2008

stobey

a very illeagl but hard worked for cigar. Usually flavored and smoked at the beach.

Me and my bud were just very tired from working so we enjoyed a relaxing stobey.

by Brandon hey August 4, 2007

strobalicious

A fine specimen of the female you or anyone like you might see on any given day hanging with Strobe the Probe the famous dirty ole man in Hays Ks that makes Horse's cry or hide their head in shame, A Choice Grade A .

Chas John Boy !! Did you see that "Strobalicious" sitting on the Probe's lap last night????
John Boy Did I??? She was hotter than a crack pipe

by Strobe the Probe March 23, 2009

stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009