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Stalker Candy

any person who receives unwanted attention of any kind on multiple occasions without provocation.
adrian235 has been sending me emails for 2 years describing in great detail about how great our life would be together because I like coldplay too. GiGeR324 "likes" his posts and wants an invite to the wedding. I have resorted to blank info page and avatar pic of dancing ponies and I am still getting emails. stalker candy
by daft35 February 19, 2012
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slackerocracy

A system of government, such as found in many fast food restaurants, where if one is NOT a slacker, one has no voice and is ostracized.
"My work-ethic and can-do attitude didn't fit in at the Waffle House slackerocracy, and they canned me for doing the right thing."
by Nimrod_Nation August 14, 2012
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stalkerade

A condition characterized by overly lusting or becoming obsessed with someone to the point of making his/her life a living Hell.
She originally thought the guy was an admirer, but when she said she wasn't interested in dating him, he developed a severe case of stalkerade. Now she spends more time at the police station that getting overtime at her job.
by nolabels January 12, 2013
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Stackrificed

The act of sacrficing in game item(s) regardless of rarity/power into another item/card for the purpose of making another more powerful item or to simply clear space for more inventory.

-Zotl
DWDMH
I have so much stuff some of this crap is gonna have to be stackrificed. These rares and trash are getting thrown together into a stack.
by Ahuizotl February 23, 2013
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Stalker Memory

Having the amazing ability to recollect random inane memories or facts with great detail.
Person 1: "That guy has stalker memory"
Person 2: "What do you mean?"
Person 1: "He remembers the smallest details about everything, even stuff that I forgot about myself.
by Tatsel24 July 28, 2013
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Stalker

A person, usually an ex, who sits behind a screen and lurks on all social media. Even if you have blocked them, they still find a way to find out what you are doing or where you have been.
Tim: "dude, ashley is a stalker. She found out about me a shelby and went on a giant rant towards her."

Logan: "that's fucked up man, looks like you two are done now."
by Atthebarr July 20, 2016
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Stalker

1. A Person who is looking and fallowing an other, which is creepy to the person who is being stalk.
2. In video games like Metro 2033 and S.T.A.L.K.E.R, a scavenger who walk around the Zone or Post apocalyptic Moscow. Not afraid to fight Monsters or Bandits.
1. Jessica Is afraid, as she gets non stop texts from her stalker. She wanted to call the police, but her stalker said he is right near her house, and will brake in if she calls.

2. Pavel." Stalker, I need your help to kill a bloodsucker for me."
Stalker."Cheeki breeki iv damke."
by Dinoguy007 August 7, 2016
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