Spider-Manning

When you nut on your hand and slap a girls ass or any other part of her body so the cum resembles a web

Man I really did love Spider-Manning my mom last night she was sooo mad but she couldn’t see

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019

Spider Sweep

the process of searching one's bedroom or general sleeping area for arachnids due to an excessive amount of paranoia. A successful spider sweep results in the death of all arachnids within a ten foot radius of one's sleeping apparatus.

I did a spider sweep last night and killed seven spiders!

by Mojojoejoe July 7, 2011

Spider Drive

Replaces your sex drive with your addiction to Spider-Man

Instead of masturbation like everyone else, im going to be Spider-Man, don't blame me it's my Spider Drive

by Spider-Verse King October 29, 2019

Spider-Man'd

To ejaculate into ones hand and then fling semen at one's enemies as a defense mechanism

That mugger almost got me but luckily someone jumped out of the alley and spider-man'd him

by Red hood and the outlaws December 29, 2020

Spider Rape

Spider Rape is when a spider, is harrasing a human in a chain of acts. Mostly the female side of the human body?

Spider Rape is very common on islands like Austrailia, Denmark, Japan, Liechstenstein and some others.
The act spider rape occurs because of the following:
A: A spider is has ben set loose by a crazy maniac.
B: A spider has been killed. (Wich leads to a vendetta performed by fanatics in spider costumes)
C: Microsoft sells a computer.

1. Spider rape is bad! "Arnold from California"
2. MARYYY, get mah gun! There are spiders doing spider rape on the corn field!
3. Spiderman, nuff said. Kirsten is being raped.

by BobProductions September 28, 2008

Wall Spider

the act of splattering feces from your hole in the shape of a King Kong Spider on the wall of a bar, club, or any other social setting while no one is looking.

Where's Resnick?

ohh hes in the corner dancing with... Hold up, hes playing with that Wall Spider.

by Levinsuck March 1, 2005

Butt Spiders

A form of diarrhea in which you crap liquid crap containing spiders (living or dead.) of no certain species.

also spelled buttspiders

Tanner: Dude who in this house is crapping spiders!?

Ryan: Yeah, whoever it is, get out! We don't want you giving us Buttspiders!

Nick: Well it's not me! I know I don't have Butt Spiders.

by .Tanner Linares. January 3, 2011