The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving skin splitting pumps and a great workout, only to spend a majority of your training time mounting the marble throne, in gastrointestinal distress, resulting in diarrhea, the type which could best be described as urinating out of your ass with brief moments of empty, chainsaw farts.
I was mid set on my bench PR, when I had to dump the weight and run to the locker room to take a gym slam.
by NB11B April 26, 2021

a person who is thoughtful of the needs, desires, and concerns of others.
The word is derived from slampiece, but rejects the negative connotation, much like how black people are allowed to say the "N" word.
The word is derived from slampiece, but rejects the negative connotation, much like how black people are allowed to say the "N" word.
by susettajones December 18, 2012

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health
2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"
3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"
3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
by Smellins March 14, 2013

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.
Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007

A group of four tiny childs who live in chaos and have decided to band together for ultimate world domination. They are also very, very, uh, interesting hobbies.
Person 1: Is casually walking down the street.
Person 2: Runs past in a Naruto headband followed by Person 3 in a cape
Person 3: YEEEEEET.
Person 1: Thinks: SLAM Squad. RuN.
Person 2: Runs past in a Naruto headband followed by Person 3 in a cape
Person 3: YEEEEEET.
Person 1: Thinks: SLAM Squad. RuN.
by ImmaFoox October 6, 2019

"hey jerry seinfeld i got the jam- oh shit"
smash
"hi im jerry seinfeld it seems you have made the slammed jam on accident"
laugh track
smash
"hi im jerry seinfeld it seems you have made the slammed jam on accident"
laugh track
by mopade June 29, 2023

by Aj423 September 30, 2020
