Gym Slam

The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving skin splitting pumps and a great workout, only to spend a majority of your training time mounting the marble throne, in gastrointestinal distress, resulting in diarrhea, the type which could best be described as urinating out of your ass with brief moments of empty, chainsaw farts.
I was mid set on my bench PR, when I had to dump the weight and run to the locker room to take a gym slam.
by NB11B April 26, 2021
mugGet the Gym Slammug.

sweetie slam

a person who is thoughtful of the needs, desires, and concerns of others.

The word is derived from slampiece, but rejects the negative connotation, much like how black people are allowed to say the "N" word.
"Oh Willis, you got me extra hot sauce packets? You're such a thoughtful little sweetie slam."
by susettajones December 18, 2012
mugGet the sweetie slammug.

Slam the Monster

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."
by Smellins March 14, 2013
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slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.
Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007
mugGet the slam twattedmug.

SLAM Squad

A group of four tiny childs who live in chaos and have decided to band together for ultimate world domination. They are also very, very, uh, interesting hobbies.
Person 1: Is casually walking down the street.
Person 2: Runs past in a Naruto headband followed by Person 3 in a cape
Person 3: YEEEEEET.
Person 1: Thinks: SLAM Squad. RuN.
by ImmaFoox October 6, 2019
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Slammed Jam

when you drop your jar of strawberry jam and accidentally become a game development team
"hey jerry seinfeld i got the jam- oh shit"
smash
"hi im jerry seinfeld it seems you have made the slammed jam on accident"
laugh track
by mopade June 29, 2023
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Slut slammed

The status of your whip when it's in the weeds
Gat daammmm son u see that slut slammed civic go by with all them whores in it ??
by Aj423 September 30, 2020
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