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Infinite Possibility Situation

Or IPS for short;
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.

Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.
Dr.Octazooka spent the last 3 years studying Infinite Possibility Situation and wound up driving himself insane.
by eazybrowniemix May 9, 2013
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A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫
by Telephony August 6, 2015
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that’s it

When one is done with the conversation or angered by the outcome of the conversation. Usually said aggressively.
Funny boy: “You got satellite dish ears
Other Kid: “That’s it”
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sitkowned

To be absolutely owned online in the worst possible way, usually involving mugshots and links to a user's sex predator website.
Holy crap! NICK NSX just got totally sitkowned on that forum!
by alby5268i January 12, 2008
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Tmall Ol Sitties

those small ol titties you always see which causes a decrease in your boner
Matt: Ethan bro your girlfriend has some tmall ol sitties
Ethan: yeah i know i hate it
by imsuchabawss December 3, 2011
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sitting ovation

When you want to give someone a standing ovation, but are too lazy to actually stand...most sitting ovations consist of people sitting, clapping, and clarifying that they are indeed giving a deserving person a sitting ovation, not just sitting and clapping; also called a sitting o.
lazy dude: encore, encore (claps hands while sitting)
rick: thanks, but your clapping is annoying.
lazy dude: dude I'm giving you a sitting ovation, you should be more appreciative of my support.
by erieee May 24, 2010
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nip sitch

An abbreviation for "Nipple Situation". Most often used to ask how one's nipples are.
What's the nip sitch on that ho?
by Bradikus27 October 20, 2009
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