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schrodinger's racist

A person who makes racist comments and decides if they are jokes based on the reaction of those around.
P1: *racist comment*
P2: dude seriously?
P1: haha just kidding bro
P2: You are such a schrodinger's racist.
by DivLives August 21, 2022
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shredding

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass, while listening to "Blinded by the light."

*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*
Yo man those faggots were probably shredding all night.
by Dyll October 12, 2006
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Spreading School

A place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread butter, cream cheese, peanut butter, jelly as well as other assorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.
Johnny: Mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!
by islandgirl63 December 19, 2010
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Shading the ice

A saying that literally means nothing to fool dumb fellows
Person 1 "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2 "Shading the ice probably."
by Jstnissmrt May 7, 2011
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Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat

Noun (paradox)

When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.

The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.

Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.
by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020
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shredding

1)masterbation.
2)very fast aggresive sexual intercorse with a woman.
man i caught riff shredding in the bathroom.

the first time i got laid i was shredding the pussy!
by Cuco October 4, 2003
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spreading the butter

by the toothless wonder April 23, 2004
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