Shiterbate

The act of shitting and Masterbating together; The Ultimate Time Saver

I only have 3 minutes, I have to shiterbate or else I wont have time.

by Shiterbater August 15, 2009

Shitfire

1) A derogatory term used to refer to the Crossfire Injection system, used by General Motors between 1981 and 1984. It was replaced by TPI in 1985. Crossfire Injection had a reputation for being unreliable. Also see Ceasefire.

My shitfire Corvette doesn't run.

by Fluffy the Friendly Aryan June 5, 2004

Shy Shitter

This is when someone says they'll shit on your chest, but they just squat over you and fart for ten minutes.

This chick I met was a shy shitter so I was sucking gas all night!

by mjisapedo October 22, 2010

shifter

someone who doesn’t have any friends and is known around school as a loser; mainly used at cardinal gibbons high school. example: the furries or anime whores you know who i'm talking about

Damn, why did that shifter just talk to me?

by warhawksluvapush November 9, 2019

Mother Shitter

a stupid run off of "mother fucker"

You stupid moter shitter!

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

shitfirbrains

kelly the blonde from misery

duhhhhhrr!? shitfirbrains

by dillyddoo October 24, 2008

Shitjerk

when a man masturbates while taking a shit

that was an extraordinary shitjerk

by gematriatkn July 13, 2009