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grift shift

This occurs when some poor asshole attempts to grift you
and you know...you just know. So you decide to play along, then after a while you decide to BS them, and when they do their grift, you take off with their cash, your cash, their girlfriend, and their car.
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Guy:Want to play some russian roulette?

Guy#2: sure, how many bullets in the gun?

Guy:ummm...1 *loads 6 into all chambers*

Guy#2:okay, how much money to the winner?

Guy: hundred bucks, you first *hands gun over*

Guy#2: *shifts out bullet before firing gun* dude, your turn.

Guy:Shit...He did a grift shift...*BANG*
by IKilledTheParty February 22, 2010
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Shifty

A person that is so 1337 in every way that it is rumored that people in forums worship him. If you happen to see him in person you will probably have an aneurysm and die because his coolness is rumored to do that.
"Steve saw Shifty yester day and died because of the coolness."

"I want to see Shifty so bad, that I don't care if I die."

"All hail Shifty, our new world leader!"
by mKong July 20, 2004
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shift

by lettuce June 4, 2003
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Reality Shifting

A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.
Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!
by Funkychicken42 July 17, 2022
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Shifty

In No-Limit Hold'em, to overplay or overvalue a draw.
Person A: Did you see that guy shove 400 BBs with a flush draw?

Person B: Yeah, shifty stuff right there.
by A-rondo March 30, 2010
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Power shift

to stay on the gas while holding in the clutch causing your tiers to squeel
power shifting in the walmart parking lot pisses people off.
by Lane H. January 19, 2008
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Momentum Shift

The moment during a particular sporting event, particularly table tennis when the god of momentum makes a stark decision as to who he wants to win. If he chooses the opposing player this is defined as a momentum shift and is crucial in defining the outcome of the match.
Sam: 'you're so lucky, you didn't deserve that point at all'!
Will: 'thats a definite momentum shift-the god has sided with me'!
by Will Oakeshott December 11, 2011
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