suzy sheet

Suzy sheet isnt just a hobby, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled w thieves. its art, the first gift u open on christmas, a hug from loved one, its everything u ever wanted, its everything u need.

Suzy sheet is one of the best humans in this cruel world, she is the BESTEST friend you could have ever had.

by ITS ME RIA May 20, 2021

Sheet Scorpion

After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea

I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion

by EmeraldDoor October 3, 2020

Top Sheet

Bougie

That restaurant is top sheet

by Tippertales December 9, 2023

drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there

My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets

by Nigger handles September 14, 2017

Sheet

Poop

I have to take a sheet

by Hoes_ in_ the_ house November 9, 2020

Sheets into the wind

Multiple linens flowing in the breeze aka Bryant

Im sorry heather i was several sheets into the wind.

by lianaface! October 23, 2008

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015