by Harnbs December 26, 2024

by DeanRylie June 29, 2020

this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.
by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread
person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue
person 1: But ill shit
person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue
person 1: But ill shit
person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!
by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 3, 2022

by hardestohninlsk December 2, 2022

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015
