senile sandpiper

a senile sandpiper is an old person who partakes in the obscure and strange act of sandpiping which involves sandpaper and anal sex

Gram and Gramps were being senile sandpipers last night on the futon.

by Rough Rick February 19, 2010

Senior Sing

Epic Fail

Did you see him trying to bag, that was senior sing right there.

by JUNIORZZZ March 22, 2010

Senior Flabs

An upper arm growth of loose flesh that hangs down and wafts about with movement.

Ethel laughed so hard at Myna's comment that her senior flabs made a discernible flatulent noise.
bingo wings
bingo flaps

by gebb May 28, 2010

sanimontay

use sanimontay as a fill in word. its pronounced SAN-A-MON-TAY. you can use it to speak in code and no one will no what you are saying unless u tell them

you say: today was a nice day.
instead you say: today was a sanimontay day.

you say: man shes so hot
instead you say: shes so sanimontay

by speezy1288 June 11, 2010

Senior Takedown

when, after you get humiliated by a Senior student at your school, you devise, and carry out, a plan that ends in answers and complete humiliation on the senior student who took you down in the first place

Mark: There ya go, loser!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!

by your best idiot May 15, 2010

Senamofluph

The small fluff that a fly scratches off when he rubs his mandibules.

Scott: "Eww, that fly is rubbing off his Senamofluph"

by Crowing136 July 26, 2010

Seniortia

A beautiful flower that if stewed creates a noxious gas. Often used to poison smurfs.

The suspect in the smurf massacre is suspected of using seniortia to commit his dirty, dirty act.

Dude that smurf is really tickin' me off, lets go stew him a lovely gift of seniortia. Fix his wagon!

by Seniortia.. December 20, 2010