Shelfie 

Taking a selfie while inserting drugs into your anus. Often performed as part of a train wreck.

“Checkout this shelfie I took while I was train wrecking Molly the other night. 1g straight to the top shelf”

Shelfie by Elf on a Shelfie April 11, 2023

Shelfie 

Taking a selfie while inserting drugs into your anus. Often performed as part of a train wreck.

“Checkout this shelfie I took while I was train wrecking the other night. 1g straight to the top shelf”

Shelfie by Elf on a Shelfie April 11, 2023

shelfie 

the act of one taking a selfie with a milf by the name of shelley, preferably Shelley Siechen.

Hey dude! I just got an epic shelfie.

shelfie by 1223wqer October 12, 2023

Shelfie 

It’s a traditional Beer that can be found on the shelf at any Packie or store where they sell Beer. Not like the ones you can only get at breweries or specialty Beer stores

Tim’s a Beer snob, he only drinks IPA’s from Tree House Brewery, he doesn’t buy shelfies like Miller and Coors

Shelfie by TimmyTorture March 13, 2024

Shelfie stick 

A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.

The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!

Shelfie stick by Handy Man April 23, 2025