STRETCH NOZZLE

USUALLY A YOUNG MAN OF JEWISH ORGIN, WHO'S NOSE IS SO LARGE THAT HE CAN STRETCH IT OVER ANOTHER MANS SOUP CAN COCK. TYPICALLY ENJOYS ASSWHIFFING AND MASTERBATING PROFUSELEY.

WOW THERE GOES BRENT, THE STRETCH NOZZLE. LOOK HE'S AT IT AGAIN, SNIFFING AND RUBBING HIMSELF AFTER BEATING OFF AND NOT SHOWERING FOR 3 DAYS!

by STRETCHNOZZLE October 3, 2009

Scratchin' Off

1: Verb; The female equivalent of "Jerkin' Off" where the woman takes a set number of fingers and proceeds to rub at her vagina profusely for sexual pleasure.

2: Verb; When a man or woman begins to itch his/her junk, and it feels so good that they either jizz themselves almost immediately, or they continue to masturbate following the relief of the itch.

Ex. 1: I just walked in on my sister scratchin' off like a lotto ticket.

Ex. 2: I jizzed myself when I finally scratched off to this itch I had for an hour.

by CauSkimo April 1, 2011

Itchies and scratchies

Generic term for sexually transmitted diseases.

That dude has slept with so many women, I'm sure he's got the itchies and scratchies. he's a walking STD.

by Jetters September 6, 2007

Scratchgasm

That feeling you get with a really good backscratch.

She scratched my back and it felt like I was going to have a scratchgasm.

by Bill Fey May 30, 2008

scratching

An excuse for masturbating in a friend or relatives house if you are caught.

Just scratchin' give me a minute. Nearly done.

by Stuart Green April 17, 2003

Cat Scratch

A tie in tic tac toe is called a Cat scratch

*a tie just happened* Joe: "man cat scratch again"

by Big al 4872 February 23, 2011

Cat Scratch

The act of having sex with a woman from below while she scratches your chest. She will also screech every gyration to add to the sexiness.

"Mary cat scratched the hell out of Austin after dinner."

by Prince de Perse February 1, 2009