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Blinker scan

The act of trying to find two or more cars with the same blinker speeds at a stop light.
That Ford and that Chevy over there have their blinkers going at the same speed. I caught it on my blinker scan!
by Whipnwhap! December 11, 2009
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candle scandle

a little thing or problem that pisses a girl off greatly
man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick?
man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle
by elsanchokirky April 3, 2010
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Shadygate Scandal

A scandalous event which occurred sometime during 2010 at a local Canadian athletic club in the capital region, in which an elderly man reportedly made offensive remarks to female club members of varying ages. Of notability was a remark made to an underage female (less than 18 years of age), whose parents later filed a formal complaint. Shortly thereafter the man was allegedly banned from the club, and the term "shadophile" was coined.
"The Real Old Shady" was responsible for the Shadygate Scandal
by sonshinefun April 22, 2011
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DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.
I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.
by QuacksO August 3, 2018
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street scandals

Preplanned actions with bad intentions involving people from thr streets
I cant get enough of this street scandals
by rafael e Reyes November 18, 2018
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street scandals

Preplanned actions or a set plot with bad intentions from people from the streets
I cant get enough of this street scandals
by rafael e Reyes November 18, 2018
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Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer
Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.
by Septic38rp May 13, 2019
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