Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.
The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.
They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savage territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.
The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.
They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savage territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
by Redbull vodka May 27, 2022
Get the Jackpine savage mug.Someone who unknowingly gaslights
by Cooljace2008 July 2, 2022
Get the pvp_savage mug.Related Words
Savege
• savegecookie838
• savage
• savagery
• savage cabbage
• savage af
• savage dragon
• Savagee
• savage life
• savage love
Sir Savage is a young, British lad who makes incredible poems and ditty's to hokey-pokey to!
For example, his greatest anthology was by far The Slaughter Tape. Yes..I did lots of hokey-pokey to that lovely jig.
For example, his greatest anthology was by far The Slaughter Tape. Yes..I did lots of hokey-pokey to that lovely jig.
"Have you heard sir 21 savage's new ditty?"
"why yes, i did lot's of tap dancing to those beautiful melodies!"
@maciairlines
"why yes, i did lot's of tap dancing to those beautiful melodies!"
@maciairlines
by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie February 12, 2023
Get the 21 Savage mug.noun-a person/place/thing/idea that is extremely cool. "Greg's a savage"
Adj-describing something as "savage" meaning extremely cool. "That was savage"
Commonly shortened to "Sav", but it holds the same meaning.
Adj-describing something as "savage" meaning extremely cool. "That was savage"
Commonly shortened to "Sav", but it holds the same meaning.
by Tucker July 17, 2004
Get the savage mug.
People who can either end or win a argument in just one sentence. Often saying or doing things that are totally fuckin hardcore. For exapmle there could be a 5 year old on call of duty saying he fucked your mom. So you rply by saying," IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GOING TO RIP YOUR UNBORN SISTER FROM YOUR MOTHERS WOMB AND FEED IT TO MY DOG". Ya shit like that can make u savage.
"Dude i just drugged this guy and he wrecked his car and killed himeself." "HAHA hell ya thats savage."
"Bro this kid just threatwned to hack me on cod so i told him im gonna rip out his mothers spine and fuck him with it." " god damn bro that savage as fuck."
"Bro this kid just threatwned to hack me on cod so i told him im gonna rip out his mothers spine and fuck him with it." " god damn bro that savage as fuck."
by DUDE_JUST_ STFU June 2, 2017
Get the Savage mug.Those girls are sassy savages because they told all the boys off. The boys was so embarrassed he didn't try anything with them again.
Those boys have NOTHING on those sassy savages.
Those boys have NOTHING on those sassy savages.
by $assy $avage #1 March 30, 2015
Get the Sassy savages mug.