What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.
Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
by QuacksO August 6, 2025
Get the She said I could rub her feet afterwardsmug. by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023
Get the Kayden said suck your mummug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the <7.9.7.6.>This Is "'I'", He Said<.7.9.7.6.>mug. I said Memphis is used when you actually did something while your friend was there but doesn't believe you
"I legit hit that trickshot and you were there"
"Ur capping u did not do shit"
"You were watching me do it bro I said Memphis"
"Ur capping u did not do shit"
"You were watching me do it bro I said Memphis"
by decenen April 13, 2023
Get the I said Memphismug. 1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs
*common in bad scary movies
2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe
*common in bad scary movies
2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe
being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.
That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..
That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..
by KaptainKid March 13, 2012
Get the that's what eve saidmug. by nfenty August 17, 2017
Get the said lil bitchmug. by persononacouch December 21, 2022
Get the said the mind readermug.