Seattle

Seattle is a major city positioned in the Pacific Northwest, close to the northern border of the U.S.. It is the base of Boeing, Starbucks and Bank of America as well as the home of the Mariners and the Seahawks. Seattle has its own airport, King County International Airport, or KBFI or KCIA, as known otherwise. Seattle hosts a huge population of people, mostly mexicans and Asians. The Mexicans are a growing problem because of they're invasion of America, but the Asians are almost always the nicest people you'll meet. Another problem is "Laptop Gangsters" who walk around town drawing graffiti. Usually seen wearing longsleeve collared shirts with a dark green 100% cotton pull over handme down from his big brother who cuts down trees. Weather wise, it's quite rainy, but in the summer months, its as hot as it is in Iraq on a cold day. Seattle also hosts the Museum Of Flight, Experience Music Project and many other museums. The food in Seattle is good. If you're on a wine taste with a wine budget, head to Ipanema, the Brazilian Barbecue restaurant, if your a wine taste on a beer budget kinda guy, your screwed in Seattle.

Seattle Regularly

Mexican at the Park Talking To His Friend: Mayyyn I'm going to sc-ud-rue joo up mayn

Mexicans Friend: Awwww hayo naw, you can't tooch dees

Me: Go play cross country.

Asian Woman Who Serves Samples At Costco: Oh hello thaya, you have some of my sample?

Me: Of course! ....... Wow Delicious! I'll buy all of it.

Asian Woman: Ohhhh you no need do that, I give you all free!

Me: Thanks!

See what I mean?

by Scienceorderandreality June 24, 2009

sleepless in seattle

when you stick your erect penis into your partners mouth while they are asleep, then you plug their nose so they can not breath and wake up, when they wake up, you urinate in their mouth

i gave my women a sleepless in seattle for talking back last night.

by ghettothug1212 January 29, 2007

sattam

satan, constantly high and drunk, likes to drive when he's extremely fucked.
goes to court on a regular basis
wears his hat low to cheat on tests

"hey, that guy sure is sattam"

by meowcat11 December 22, 2007

Twatter Swatter

To swat someones twat.
Twatter Swatter.

Dude! He just totally Twatter Swatter that chick
LAWL
Laguna Betch deserved it.

by INCHOIORWENCE October 20, 2008

scatter head

Shit for brains

Dion is a scatter head.

by 65799 February 6, 2012

Seattle "Trap" Bitch

A Seattle "Trap" Bitch is a woman originating from Seattle or surrounding areas that is above average in the beauty standards of Seattle; and is unfortunately single and in love with money.

Living in the city of Seattle (or the following cities: Bellevue, Redmond, Renton, Kirkland) she is often "Trapping" and doesn't have time to go out and meet "F@#kboi's", which leaves the men visiting Seattle (and the "F@#kbois") thinking that Seattle is full of "Basic bitches".

Visiting Friend: "Oh my...who is she?"
Seattle Friend: "Dude, I've never seen her before...she must be a Seattle "Trap" Bitch."

by LookdntU4eelStupid February 2, 2016

Seattle Sounders

An American MLS soccer team in Seattle, Washington. The original USL team was founded in 1974, and they joined the MLS in 2009 as an expansion team. They average 40,000+ fans per game which is one of the highest attendance records in MLS. They have yet to miss the playoffs and set the record for the most consecutive MLS wins in history. As of 2019, they have won two MLS Cups (2016 & 2019), four Lamar Hunts US Open Cups, one Supporter's Shield, and three Western Conference Championships. They are also currently tied for the most Cascadia Cups with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Their two biggest rivals are Vancouver and the Portland Timbers who are far less accomplished than the Sounders.

"My favorite MLS team is the Seattle Sounders!"

by Knowledgeable Soccer Gal December 11, 2019